Sisters Suck

My little sister is a scam artist, or a genius depending on how you look at it. Either way, she’s definitely a sales person.

She’s always had this amazing ability to convince you that you’re getting a great deal even when you know that it’s not worth it. That mixed with the fact that she’s 8 years old doesn’t help your wallet any.

She would set up these “art galleries” and have them displayed all over the house. She’d walk you through them and explain them all to you while noting the price tag on the bottom right corner. They started small at 10 cents and made it all the way up to $1.50.

She’d start by handing you 10 pictures and when you added it all up, it would cost just about $10 if not just under. I’d be like

“Hey! I don’t have that kind of extra cash hanging around. That’s too much”

So she bargains.

“Ok, well, since you’re my sister, I’ll give it all to you for $3.”

So I hand her $3.

“Thanks, Nina! Next time I’ll give you a deal.”

She does this to everyone who walks in the door! Then I realized that I just bought ten pieces of paper that she used water color on that took probably about 5 min to make.  $3 dollars for five minutes is $36 an hour!

What. The. Fuck.

She’s good.